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Tetris 2011

from Tetris 2011 by DJ Phazer



I told you I was bringing Tetris back. Now I'm proving it.

Introducing my debut fully self-produced single, "Tetris 2011". Six years in the making, it's a silly nerd rap about an obsession with a handheld video game, featuring everyone's favorite theme music.

Cuz them other nerds don't know how to RAP.

Stems for remixing coming soon!

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"man, I feel like playin' Tetris..."

I like to play Tetris on my Game Boy
All day, like to play Tetris on my Game Boy
Just sit and play Tetris on my Game Boy
All day, playin' Tetris on my Color Game Boy

[Verse 1]
I'm sittin' at home, and there's nothin' to do
Cuz I'm sick of all the games on my PlayStation 2
I'm lookin' for a fix that could cure my boredom--HEY!
Where'd I put my Game Boy? That sounds like fun

So I turn on mah Game Boy and it goes... [BLING!]
I'm 'bout to play my favorite game, but the telephone rings
[can somebody get that?]
Who could it be? I'm tryna concentrate
on my GAME... man... they're gonna have to WAIT.

I could play Tetris all day long or all NIGHT
Cuz it's such a fun GAME and the music is TIGHT
The screen comes up and then I press START
I can flip all the pieces, I know the buttons by HEART

I make line after line, keep stackin' 'em up
And after every TEN LINEz you GET a LEVEL-UP like...
YEEUH, that's how it's done!
Tetris on my Game Boy is so much fun!


[Bridge Hook]
I like to sing the Tetris song...
While I play Tetris all day long...

NowaDAYZ, ev'rybody haz a P.S. THRE3;
maybe a Wii, and an XBOX THREE-SIX-TEE.
Well those new game systems really don't appeal to me;
I would rather play something made before nineteen-ninety-THREE!

[Repeat Chorus, etc.]

I'm bringin' Tetris back...
Them other nerdz don't know how to act...
Cuz I'm bringin' Tetris back...

(bop, bop, bop, bop, bop)

[End Verse]
I have a lotta time, but I... tend to abuse it...
I just wanna sit and play games and make music...

My vocals sound ill... cuz I'm just too sick!
*cough* *cough* ...yeah, coughin' up mucus, it's stupid,

I have a lotta time, but I tend to abuse it,
cuz I just wanna sit and play games and make music!
(I'm bringin' Tetris back!)

Why can't I sit and make music?
(Why you gotta make me do this?)
Let me hit ya with the TRUTH, kidz,
Nobody will know what you're worth until ya PROVE IT.



from Tetris 2011, track released November 11, 2011
Vocals and Production by DJ Phazer (Nicholas J. Michalek)
Additional background vocals by Ryan Michalek




DJ Phazer Grand Rapids, Michigan

Beatboxer. Singer. Rapper.
Electronic Music Producer.

Music nerd from Michigan who exists to entertain your eardrums.

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